waste of money

This mug that you decided to buy from Urban Dictionary because you're an expert memer.

Jenny: This is a weird mug, why did you buy this, it definitely is a waste of money.
Sarah: For the memes Jenny, for the memes!!!

by Jamaican_Cashew July 22, 2018

Jilly-wasted

Perfect state of drunkness

I can't wait to get Jilly-wasted for my birthday!

by JillyRozay September 3, 2011

Food Wasted

When you eat so much food at one time you start to feel drunk.

Taylor went to a buffet and got food wasted so she couldn't drive home.

by tay&franki October 24, 2011

Time Waster

A person who contacts a company and engages in a long dialogue, full of questions and requests, with the proposed intention of buying a product or service. This dialogue can go on for days or several weeks, but the person does not purchase the product or service. A time waster is also someone who keeps saying he will pay tonight but never does.

That guy is a time waster. He's been emailing me for weeks, saying he is going to be our product but never does.

by Baldness Banished August 22, 2016

dress over the ass wasted

When a female is so drunk, she does not care that her dress has ridden up so much that her entire ass is exposed. Even if you inform her, she will do nothing to fix it...probably responding with something along the lines of "you like it".
Only counts if she's wearing a thong or nothing.

*girl goes running down the street with a foot of ass hanging out from her dress (or what was once a dress).*

1: "Check out that girl! She's dress over the ass wasted!"
2: ( to girl) "Hey, I can see your ass!"
Girl: "You like it!"

by ASBU March 20, 2010

Waste of time

Curling on television. Period.

"Hey, is that broom-pseudo sport on televsion?"

"Yes, it's actually called curling and it's a waste of time."

by AldousHuxtable February 21, 2010

waste of makeup

1. In reference to an event or a day when little was accomplished.
2. Mainly used by girls that bring little to the world they inhabit, other than an increase in blue balls.

Today was totally a waste of makeup.

by lpr January 13, 2005