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Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.
YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.
by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008
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Valaree

A queen that is dignified, intellectual, sensual,graceful, loving, confident, resourceful, beautiful. She is a social butterfly yet very loyal. Prudently carries and monitors the moral compass of judicial authority with integrity.
Have you ever seen Valaree in action?

Valaree is how I aspire to live.
by Madame Queen December 20, 2016
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darth vader

He is the pinnacle of all evil it seems. But he is really the victim.
Once Anakin Skywalker, the boy with exceptional skills who was selfless and innocent as a child. His skills made him arrogant as he got older. He was reckless and didn't abide by Jedi rules This led to him falling in love with Padme Amidala.
He feared losing her, and as Yoda said,
'Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.'
He went to the Dark Side in order to save his wife, everything he ever does he believes he's doing for good.

He is the Chosen One, the one who brings the force back into balance.
Also father of Luke and Leia.
The whole of the Star Wars saga is about the tradgedy of Darth Vader.

(Plus he kicks ass!)
Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.

Darth Vader=Anakin Skywalker
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
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valerie

a beautiful girl who’s usually brunette with brown eyes. amazing body and all the guys fall for her. valerie’s can be a good friend but beware of the boys. a valerie loves boys more than anything and will do everything they want. valerie is also very sexy and she knows it, she’s always asking for attention and doesn’t back down when she sets her mind to it. valerie is friends with everyone and is always in everyone’s business.
boy: ooh look at valerie, she thicc
by yagirl1122 May 23, 2018
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Valerie

Valerie is the most elite out of all the different species of women. She’s sexy, smart, ambitious, and can satisfy you with a quick glance. Her smile is contagious and her confidence can overcome any obstacle. Valerie has an astronomical heart if your lucky enough to experience the love. Once you do you’ll be hooked for life. Just make sure to please her everyday with the kindest words or someone else will.
Valerie is so fucking perfect!
Don’t you hate it that Valerie can walk into a room and everyone’s eyes follow her.
by SubtleReactions January 30, 2020
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Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"
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Valerie C

1. (noun) The coolest, nicest, prettiest girl to have ever walked this earth.
2. (adjective) In another state, the weirdest, evilest girl in the the western hemisphere
3. (noun)Simply to reiterate, the most beautiful creature to have ever existed in this world.
1. Wow that girl is such a Valerie C, she's so amazing it hurts!
2. Whoa, that crazy girl singing and giggling in the corner is totally Valerie C
3. That girls blindingly beautiful! Much like, but not quite, Valerie C
by TMorganLovesValerie February 26, 2005
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