Umpha

1. A black kid with no future, no destiny, and no rapping abilities

2. The only Black dude at the table

3. usually the lame kid who people use to get help for thier homework.

4. Stalker of people named Daryn M.

1. "Man that kid is a failure! PLUS he can't rap!" He is an Umpha

2. Person One: "Hey, who is that black kid?"

Person Two: "Thats the Umpha of our group!"

3. Person One: "Man, that kid is a total Umpha, but I really need help with this Chemistry homework!!"

4. Person One: "Hey! Is your name Daryn?"

Daryn: "...Yes..."

Person One: "Does your last name begin with an M?"

Daryn: "...Yes...why do you want to know?"

Person One: LOOK OUT FOR UMPHA!!! He will stalk you!!"

Daryn: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

by IluvBruno March 27, 2011

Umpa-Lumpa

Small Hard working person, that always has a smile and always tells the truth.

Umpa-Lumpa - You know that small person that gets all the crap jobs at work!

by Umpa April 22, 2006

umpulumpas

a little man who is fat wit creamy orange hair( he seems as if he is tom heston hahaha) that fat boy pigglet

ahhh the umpalumpa tom is here

by nonurbusnusness March 17, 2003

umpla

A greeting you give when you want it to be echoed back. So in some instances many people will respond to one umpla.

‘Umpla’ Followed by many other umplas.

by Sam Hawkins October 9, 2007

umph umph

1. the groaning sound you make when you try to push your shit or a fart out from you butt.

2. Having a nice juicy shit

3. A squat toilet

1. Dennis: umph umph

Ronald: What's wrong?

Dennis: I think i've got constipation... I'm literally

groaning.

2. Nicholas: Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom?

Dad : I'm doing an umph umph.

3. Donald used the umph umph just now. It looked like he had diarrhea.

by KnowItAll6002 June 4, 2010

Umpa Lumpa

A Short Man

The Umpa Lumpa couldn't even climb the barstool.

by Faith & Larenda August 6, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

the best damn halloween costume

I went to a halloween costume as a umpa lumpa!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003