twatbastard

Being both a twat and a bastard.

Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.

by eifion January 1, 2004

twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

by Sandersein June 18, 2006

Twat Scum

Someone with a nasty vagina. Stinky, smelly, crotch rot.

LaTuna needs to wash herself because I can smell her twat scum from here!

by Raven Moan April 28, 2009

Twilight Twat

A teenage girl who obviously is a fan of Twilight.

"Man, check out all that Twilight Twat!"

by CDlustscats February 15, 2010

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 12, 2009

Twatching

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020