turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid December 27, 2008

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over

Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009

turtling

To have sex and make baby turtles

Psst. guys, lets go out turtling? ;

by 6066sophie January 19, 2011

Turtling

When you have sexual intercourse with someone in a hope to create a baby turtle.

I was turtling this one girl and i did it like a 100 times and the turtles were pretty much falling out.

by Turtlebait January 19, 2011

tursing

to curse while typing a combination of the two words type + cursing

I was so angry about my boss I was tursing to June in an e-mail about it...

by la tina January 5, 2008

Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).

Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

turfing

sitting in some tall grass and jerking yourself off.

Yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, It was gross.

by brownsugar3 January 10, 2011