Lead singer of the ever so popular Arctic Monkeys. He is much loved by 'DING' because of his Sheffield accent.
by Alex Turner April 22, 2006
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Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.
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can be abbreviated as “srt” in text messages, a sharp right turn is when one completely changes subjects out of the blue and the new subject has absolutely nothing to do with what was previously discussed. it is used as a method not to seem rude when completely changing subjects as one is simply sharing something that popped into their head.
say you are talking about animals and suddenly some really depressing thought comes into your head that you feel the need to share. you could say “sharp right turn but....” and then share that thought.
by ewontonsoup December 30, 2018
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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”
The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”
The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”
The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”
The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
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Get the Turn dogs mug.Aidan Turner is a devilishly handsome man. Known for his role Kili in the hobbit and Ross Poldark in the show Poldark. He is well known for his long dark curly hair and big smile.
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