tunapenis

A tunapenis is simply when your penis is starved for attention and feels like ripping out of ur pants. The penis is calm and maybe talkative in some sort. You give your penis attention, but it insists on other peoples. Your penis is all like WHOA and like crazy when it doesnt get the attention. Suggestions is to put it in a bowl of cerial and let it sog and calm it down.

Hey John! Look at your tunapenis!

by WeEeE February 18, 2004

Tuliphead

A male whose head is shaped rather like a tulip, based on a certain drawing.

by Rara October 12, 2003

tulip bridge

Guys teabag, girls give a tulip bridge. It's where the girl squats over the face of someone, usually passed out drunk, and rubs her crotch around in a non-sexual way.

While Angelina was passed out at the party, Cameron gave her a tulip bridge, and left a snail trail on her nose!

by Eric D Red April 22, 2006

tulupagoose

unusually large butt resulting in misproportioned body.

DAMN that girl has a tulupagoose!

by Georgio December 7, 2004

Tulactus

Tulactus, devourer of time. An entity who steals all your time and productivity, consuming it for it's own sustenance. The Tulactus is easily identifiable by it's lack of social skills, waddling walk and by it's overly loud speaking voice. This voice is noteworthy as it may resemble any number of famous persons and is often used to lure it's prey into a conversation from great distances. This voice is often called the herald of Tulactus, as it forewarns others of their impending doom.

Thanks to Tulactus, our team meeting ran 14 hours long...

by Captain Bling-Bling April 13, 2007

Tulasha

She is a very annoying girl but very nice to some people. She doesn't like ugly and fatty boys, she is kinda smart but not really always acting weird it seems that her life is perfect but it's not. Tulasha thinks she is the queen and keep calling everyone brother or sister that is very annoying but she could be nice if she tries

Tulasha is being very annoying and weird

by kay_10💛 February 5, 2020

Tulay

The most beautiful and happy girl amongst her friend group. Always down to earth and she can always make you laugh. She often act as the psychologist of the group and people trust her a lot. Loyalty and friendship is the most important thing in her life. She’s a hard working woman who never gives up even if it seems impossible. Even though she is the most happy and funny girl you’ve met, she often struggles with inner issues. Probably very artistic.

Guy 1: Have you seen Tulay?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s hard to miss.

Guy 1: Ikr.

by Iminlovewithhimbutheisnot November 22, 2021