tunapenis

A tunapenis is simply when your penis is starved for attention and feels like ripping out of ur pants. The penis is calm and maybe talkative in some sort. You give your penis attention, but it insists on other peoples. Your penis is all like WHOA and like crazy when it doesnt get the attention. Suggestions is to put it in a bowl of cerial and let it sog and calm it down.

Hey John! Look at your tunapenis!

tunapenis by WeEeE February 18, 2004

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tunapiss

piss that smells like tuna. may occur after eating tuna (because it DOES happen sometimes), or just randomly. everytime you whip it out and smell tuna, you go jesus, that smells a lot like tuna.

hey man, i had the worst tunapiss last night. i couldnt get the smell outta my nostrils!

tunapiss by yokken June 15, 2007

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Tunakenisis

When you eat too much tuna and you have temporary cat powers.

Dude why are you batting at the string on my shirt like a cat?
Tunakenisis!!

Tunakenisis by Bacon3288 August 20, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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