tunapenis

A tunapenis is simply when your penis is starved for attention and feels like ripping out of ur pants. The penis is calm and maybe talkative in some sort. You give your penis attention, but it insists on other peoples. Your penis is all like WHOA and like crazy when it doesnt get the attention. Suggestions is to put it in a bowl of cerial and let it sog and calm it down.

Hey John! Look at your tunapenis!

tunapenis by WeEeE February 18, 2004

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tunapiss

piss that smells like tuna. may occur after eating tuna (because it DOES happen sometimes), or just randomly. everytime you whip it out and smell tuna, you go jesus, that smells a lot like tuna.

hey man, i had the worst tunapiss last night. i couldnt get the smell outta my nostrils!

tunapiss by yokken June 15, 2007

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Tunakenisis

When you eat too much tuna and you have temporary cat powers.

Dude why are you batting at the string on my shirt like a cat?
Tunakenisis!!

Tunakenisis by Bacon3288 August 20, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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