tunapenis

A tunapenis is simply when your penis is starved for attention and feels like ripping out of ur pants. The penis is calm and maybe talkative in some sort. You give your penis attention, but it insists on other peoples. Your penis is all like WHOA and like crazy when it doesnt get the attention. Suggestions is to put it in a bowl of cerial and let it sog and calm it down.

Hey John! Look at your tunapenis!

by WeEeE February 18, 2004

tunapiss

piss that smells like tuna. may occur after eating tuna (because it DOES happen sometimes), or just randomly. everytime you whip it out and smell tuna, you go jesus, that smells a lot like tuna.

hey man, i had the worst tunapiss last night. i couldnt get the smell outta my nostrils!

by yokken June 15, 2007

Tunakenisis

When you eat too much tuna and you have temporary cat powers.

Dude why are you batting at the string on my shirt like a cat?
Tunakenisis!!

by Bacon3288 August 20, 2017