trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017

Trout pasty

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!

Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Piss Trout

Some Canadian who always complains about warlocks life tapping because they aren't skilled enough to heal them

This piss trout is complaining again because he cant manage his mana

by goocifer January 24, 2020

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020

Shovel Trout

An ugly troll that lives in Buttermilk Acres!!

Josh, stop being a damn shovel trout!!

by BigDogMF April 5, 2022

Trouser Trout

Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.

My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.

by KMag357 December 6, 2020

lawn trout

Euphemism for feces. The product of taking a shit. Refers to fecal matter left in a dry environment, usually grass.

Andrian went to get the mail and slipped on a lawn trout.

by The Steiny August 28, 2007