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tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.
Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.
by sacajawea's junk January 31, 2006
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are you coming to the tree

ArE YoU, arE yOU- cominG t0 ThE trEe.
mike: yuz. YESSSS GET InTOOO IT!!!
lisa: ARE YOU? are you coming to the tree.
mike: OWKSHsEDJDJDSjsfj

the end.
by Coconut <3 April 23, 2020
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ur family tree lgbt

Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*
by Zigtec May 13, 2018
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(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
by Joyeuse May 13, 2008
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sperm tree

Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.
"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."
by Torsky March 10, 2008
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one tree hill

The best freaking show EVER!!!! Has some of the hottest guys alive... Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Bryan Greenberg and Tyler Hilton.
You can go fuck yourself if you dont like One Tree Hill!
by xoheartinohioxo August 8, 2006
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