The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.
(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!
(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.
(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.
by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009
Get the desperate texting mug.Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
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When someone is texting another and put unnecessary caps, symbols and misspelled words in their message. Mostly done by mistake or by the antics of a faulty phone
Mandy : aRE you going3 with MaRK to the Met's GAMe ?
Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"
Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"
by quest224 March 11, 2011
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11:30pm, Mike texts with a "platonic", opposite sex friend:
"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
"You don't."
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
"Thank you."
The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:
"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"
"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
"You don't."
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
"Thank you."
The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:
"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"
by Lily64015 February 15, 2012
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by Marco1950 April 15, 2014
Get the butt texting mug.The act of texting while asleep. Usually occurs when you're drunk or when drunk and emotional friends text you in the middle of the night. There is no recollection of the texting in the morning.
Chick: I know I was drunk, but I can't believe what you said in your text to me last night!
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
by TPitts September 25, 2008
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by manicpanicd January 30, 2008
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