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Tossing Cookies

Steve : Hey guy's check it out I put pony tails on my pubes!
Kaylee : O Good Lord!
Kiersten : Uh I think I'm gonna be sick!
Jake : Hey Kaylee why is Kiersten Tossing Cookies in the bathroom?
Kiersten : Well Steve exposed his bush in front of us and made her sick!
Steve : Hey Jake check out my pubes I grew them out aren't they sexy!
Jake : Uhh! I think I'm gonna join Kiersten in the bathroom!
Chad : What The Hell Kaylee! Why is my work force in the bathroom?
Kaylee : Oh there just Tossing Cookies!
Chad : Yeah Right! He probally poundin her pussy again!
Steve : Hey Chad like my long silky pubes?
Chad : Ohh Nice! Mmmm! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Excuse me I need to go Toss Some Cookies myself!
by SlopNChop May 4, 2018
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Zimmer Tossing

The act of throwing former baseball player/ manager Don Zimmer to the ground. The most famous example of which occurred at the hands of Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series between the Yankees and the Red Sox.
There was 98% percent less Zimmer Tossing this season. Of this there is always a small amount of constant background Zimmer Tossing.
by Ace Smoothio August 8, 2009
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toss metal

1.To play cap; a drinking game involving two teams of two, two cups, caps, and three beers to a person. The game is played to nine.
Let's go toss metal in the Lodge so Ian Tombelson doesn't narc us out and so we don't have to see how gay B-Money is.
by Hue Mungus November 7, 2005
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mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
by Jezzirok April 15, 2008
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Tater toss

Jumping or shaking your legs to move ones junk around in your pants .
I tater tossed , to remove my balls from sticking to my leg .
by Nicholas k krueger May 8, 2013
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Tossing Hats

A term meaning to hook up, have sex, knock them boots, or shag
Wow! Did you see those two making out at the party? Bet they'll be tossing hats later!
by Tossing Hats December 31, 2014
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Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.
Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.
by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015
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