Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.

God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

Milk topper

A female who likes to suck hard nipple.

Gemma is such a milk topper

by Filla12 January 14, 2022

Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).

Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.

by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022

Angel Topper

A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.

He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.

by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023

Shlopple-on-Topple

The fluctuating interface of actual and perceived movement within one's visual field during the "peak" period of a drug-induced hallucination (which is often more pronounced while laying on the floor or leaning up against a stable object).

Man, when that fungus started ringin' the other night and loudmouth showed up with her crazy stories, she done reigned down a god damn shlopple-on-topple ensemble on my twisted ass.

by Neurosojourner October 12, 2010

White Chocolate Topping

The white, thick and tasty topping of a beta man. Although everyone wants to get a taste of that sweet sweet topping. It is only given by the Beta very sparingly to those who deserve it.

"Michael got that White chocolate topping and i want it. Just a little taste is all I need."

"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."

by Mr.Exotic November 2, 2021