Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

toesgina

ugly toes, fear of ugly toes, but also obsession with ugly toes

"ugh i swear i hate toes but i cant stop looking at them" - em
"dam girl u must be a toesgina" - liz

by savagequeen1 May 27, 2021

tapesbymelbae

The best person to exist on ever.
Becoming friends with tapesbymelbae is equivalent to becoming friends with god or something. Tapesbymelbae is god. We worship tapesbymelbae

"I think Im tapesbymelbae's friend"

"No way you're friends with god!"

by Annikaselberg2 July 6, 2021

Topeka Creek Chub

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.

Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021

stank toes

when your room mate in college is sittin on his bed pickin his toes and smelling them...

Curtis has some stank toes, I can't believe his stank toe smelling butt!

by ashley owens April 10, 2008

Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.

Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.

by David13 February 17, 2009

Brotha Tones

The backup vocals in modern Rap and Hip Hop. Mostly found in the Crunk/Dirty South subgenre, these vocal parts usually consist of short vocal stabs that may be short words or abstract sounds like "Yea", "What", "Hey", or simply "Ugh" or "UH"

Usher Raymond: I have this new song but something is missing...
Producer: Call up Lil Jon, we'll get him in here to lay down some brotha tones.

by doomspleen June 13, 2011