five times harder than concrete

Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.

That exam was five times harder than concrete.

by diggler2002 September 6, 2008

I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you

You mean LOVE?

Dad- "I like like you, like more than like, like LIKE LIKE you. Like REALLY LIKE LIKE LIKE you"
Son- "you mean love?"
Dad- "no"

by ARIANAGRANDESTITS124 September 5, 2017

thanatocracy

Governance of the living
by the long-since
and nearly departed.

After eighteen years of indoctrination,
one has a chance to cast a vote for someone who may influence the next set of rules. With no expiration dates, or method of review, the laws keep piling up in a thanatocracy. When formal legal instruction is unavailable to the ordinary citizen without inordinate expense, the laws become a matter of hearsay, yet 'ignorance of the law' is no excuse, and poor people only get access to lawyers when they've been arrested. The rich buy lawyers, lobbyists, the occasional politician, and equal justice becomes unattainable.

It has been theorized that a society could exist in which the laws were considered to be the property of the people they belong to. In such a society, ANY citizen, regardless of social strata, could walk into an office of the LAW to find the answer to any question they might have regarding that which pertains to them without charge of any kind, as a public service. If there were any such thing as security in this society the same would be true in a hospital. If that social security numbbber really meant something.

Fuzzy math, indeed.

by Healing Practitioner17b March 19, 2009

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

Tahan

If you have ever met a Tahan, consider yourself blessed. You will never find a more kind-hearted, sincere person out there. Not only does he exude endless patience, Tahan will be the friend who forgives quickly, is fiercely loyal, and is unwavering in his stand for what is right. Tahan is gentle and humble, and encouraging in his deliberate words.

Tahan is strikingly handsome; exotic.

Basically, Tahan is the most amazing person in the world, perfect in almost every way.

“I won the lottery! My day could not get any better!”

“Oh- then you haven’t met Tahan yet!”

by Bleblu January 12, 2018

more fun than a clown on fire

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire

Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire

by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004

colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006