car toad

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.

We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.

by TheCarToad July 13, 2009

Toad Sucker

An annoying French person. Not all French people, you can call a Frenchy this after they do something stupid'

After Pierre stubs his toe, call him a toad sucker.

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

toad sucker

also refered to as a toad sucking....
also see frog licker, nature nazi, bark humper, tree hugger

did you see the bark humping, toad sucker, toad sucking, tree hugging, nature nazi, protest to stop the trees from beign chopped down because of the little toads swiming in that pond

by Michael schultz January 19, 2008

unload a toad

to have a shit, especially a big one.

"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"

by Rift Wolf November 14, 2006

choad toads

Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.

The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.

by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003

jalapeno toad

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 24, 2021