beef

Cocaine, yes cocaine.

my nose is bloody from bumpin' too many beefers!

by rolo tamasi April 10, 2006

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Beef

Being annoyed to the extent of wanting to hit someone or something round the chops (see chops>)

"Oy Christmas Tree!! I got beef with you!!!!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

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beef

as opposed to a queef.
it's a penis fart.
instead of a vagina fart.

"ouch, I just beefed."
"damn son, that must've HURT!"

by hannahchescasteviejulia September 16, 2007

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impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.

Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023

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