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Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024
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automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.
Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.
by Overall1728 September 23, 2023
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Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.
This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.
by Orange Barbozka February 10, 2024
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facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
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Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.
Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro
by biorokky August 30, 2025
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back-up tissue

a second tissue used to pick up an original tissue used by yourself, or someone else
Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy
by SuperJap3 October 5, 2009
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balls and tissue

get out the balls and tissue enter in name here is coming to attack
by bk_kicks_ass December 11, 2013
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