Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

back-up tissue

a second tissue used to pick up an original tissue used by yourself, or someone else

Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy

by SuperJap3 October 5, 2009

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Tissue box

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box

Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box

by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021

skill tissue

Came from the Roblox game Juke's Tower's of Hell, or JToH for short. Basically skill issue but with an extra t.

"dude i failed 9 outside on togf"
"skill tissue"
"fuck you dickhead"

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021