Ted time

Masturbation, self pleasure, rubbing one out, jacking off, polishing the mayonnaise canon, beating off, shooting the love gun, spank the monkey, ext...

I was getting turned on watching Miles shower in the locker room so I had to jump in a stall for some Ted time.

by Ruta Belmont September 23, 2011

drill time

Time to shoot down/kill a nigga when he messing with your gang.

Used in the song Drill Time by the rapper Slim Jesus

It also means time to have sex

Got a couple shooters and they ride with me and they down to shoot when it's drill time.
drill gang

by Sunshine in the corner January 3, 2016

one time

The police. So called because you look one time at them, as doing a double-take might attract attention.

See Sir Mix-a-Lot's song "One Time's Got No Case".

by Anonymous December 31, 2002

time challenged

A description of someone who seems consistently unable to meet the demands of the clock.

We like to affectionately refer to her habitual chronic lateness as time challenged.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018

planck time

2) In physics Planck time is the unit of time in the system of natural units known as Planck units. It is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light in a vacuum to cross a distance equal to the Planck length.

The average life expectancy of a human is approximately 3.9×10^52 Planck times.

by i'malwayswrite November 14, 2007

Lizard Time

Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.

Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.

OR

*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!

by Chico State TG June 14, 2011

Bargy time

To drift through your work day at your own pace without a care in the world.

I was on bargy time at work today.

by Buck nasty September 30, 2015