West of Scotland phrase covering a range of situations which are to your entire satisfaction because of someone's intervention. Somewhere between "right on" and "thanks pal."
by John Fergusson September 16, 2003
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What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
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by Hashim R. Hathaway November 8, 2007
Get the punch your ticket mug.To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.
Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.
In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.
Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).
The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.
In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.
Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).
The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."
"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009
Get the pink ticket mug.Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
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