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Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing
In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday
by Wags86 January 16, 2022
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Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk
John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks
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Throne of Games

You think you're such a funny guy, huh? You looked this up thinking you were so funny. Look at you now.
Have you Really looked up Throne of Games on Urban Dictionary? Shame on you. You should feel shameful.
by PLEASECANIHAVEAIGN April 19, 2022
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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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Throne depot

A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit
“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”
by chHAad March 6, 2021
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Clashcranking on the Throne

The act of masturbating, taking a shit on the toilet, and playing clash royale all at the same time.
Denis: Yo Izzy, did you know that Chris was Clashcranking on the Throne yesterday?
Izzy: Wow, Chris is really fucking disgusting
by ClashMaster88 July 22, 2025
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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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