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Théo
The looks of a British schoolboy but with the size of a cock typically seen on a Clydesdale and the thighs of Hercules.
Intimidating as that may seem, they are incredibly gentle natured and fiercely loyal. If you are ever so fortunate enough to be taken as a lover by one, use a lot of lube.
Intimidating as that may seem, they are incredibly gentle natured and fiercely loyal. If you are ever so fortunate enough to be taken as a lover by one, use a lot of lube.
Shetland Pony: *neighs* “I saw the creases and folds along the pants of a human the other day, had a cock bigger than mine…”
Hackney Horse: *whinnies* “Must have been the new stable hand, ol’ Théo. Heard that they’ve been shagging Midnight Blazer with that monster dick”
Hackney Horse: *whinnies* “Must have been the new stable hand, ol’ Théo. Heard that they’ve been shagging Midnight Blazer with that monster dick”
Théo by Simps4restorativepractioners September 13, 2022
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Théo
(I’m Théo btw, this was written by someone else that I find hilarious lmao)
Describes someone who exhibits an intense, often unsettling enthusiasm for certain activities, typically in a way that makes others raise an eyebrow and reconsider their life choices. Commonly associated with Théo, the undisputed champion of being down bad.
Synonyms: Théo, absolute menace, bedroom acrobat, certified freak (seven days a week), unhinged romantic, overenthusiastic participant, problem.
Describes someone who exhibits an intense, often unsettling enthusiasm for certain activities, typically in a way that makes others raise an eyebrow and reconsider their life choices. Commonly associated with Théo, the undisputed champion of being down bad.
Synonyms: Théo, absolute menace, bedroom acrobat, certified freak (seven days a week), unhinged romantic, overenthusiastic participant, problem.
"Bro, chill. You’re acting like a total Théo right now."
"She said she liked handcuffs, and Théo took that as a personal challenge."
"You see that dude buying a bulk order of whipped cream and rope? Yeah, that’s Théo."
Etymology: Derived from the ancient Théoan philosophy, which states, "If it exists, I will make it freaky."
Usage note: If someone calls you a Théo, it’s either a compliment or a red flag—sometimes both.
"She said she liked handcuffs, and Théo took that as a personal challenge."
"You see that dude buying a bulk order of whipped cream and rope? Yeah, that’s Théo."
Etymology: Derived from the ancient Théoan philosophy, which states, "If it exists, I will make it freaky."
Usage note: If someone calls you a Théo, it’s either a compliment or a red flag—sometimes both.
Théo by theostarguyyy February 8, 2025
Theo Decker
to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.
Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend
“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”
“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”
Theo Decker by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018
Theo James
A really really really hot man that stars in Divergent as Four and is in other boring subjects such as Downtown Abby, lol. Otherwise he is hotter than the sun and I think scientists need to clone him so we can all have endless clones of theo James all for ourselves. He is also the god of everything because he does all his stunts by himself and can sing fabulously and is beautiful at it. Did I mention he's sexy too?
Theo James by Dr_river_song June 29, 2014
Theo Raeken
The hottest wolf of the whole show.
With the bad boy smirk and good looks he will steal your heart and break it in the same day! Though his good looks get him far his bad boy dimener will make everyone fall for him.
A Nightmare dressed as a daydream describes him perfectly. The past he has makes us cry but he is truly amazing and innocent. He may be a failure to the dread doctors but he will always be a success to us!
With the bad boy smirk and good looks he will steal your heart and break it in the same day! Though his good looks get him far his bad boy dimener will make everyone fall for him.
A Nightmare dressed as a daydream describes him perfectly. The past he has makes us cry but he is truly amazing and innocent. He may be a failure to the dread doctors but he will always be a success to us!
Theo-"You dont remember me do you?
It has been a while since 4th grade."
Scott-"theo!?"
Theo- "Whats the punishment for killing someone?"
Stiles- "Sitting in a car with theo Raeken for 2 hours"
It has been a while since 4th grade."
Scott-"theo!?"
Theo- "Whats the punishment for killing someone?"
Stiles- "Sitting in a car with theo Raeken for 2 hours"
Theo Raeken by _Nightmare_Dressed_As_Daydream October 1, 2018
Theo-whore-a
Girlfriend: "hey hun, we still on for today?"
Boyfriend: "sorry I made plans with Theo-whore-a"
Girlfriend: "oh.....okay.... >.<"
Boyfriend: "sorry I made plans with Theo-whore-a"
Girlfriend: "oh.....okay.... >.<"
Theo-whore-a by passion in my pants January 21, 2012