stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them

I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club

by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006

Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.

Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."

by They call me Timmy the saint March 19, 2011

Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

hangover stretch

To stretch a lot of times do to the previous nights good get shitty.

Man I have stretched like 15 fucking times, i was wasted last night.
Dude i got the hangover stretches.

by C-MART October 1, 2005

Stretch-o-vision

Fake high definition. When an hd channel takes a non hd show and stretches it to fit a full hd screen.

Hey, Brian, why does everyone on tv look wide?

This show's in stretch-o-vision.

by Iced 40 February 21, 2009