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Amazon

To overcomplicate to the point of ridiculous blunder.

To reject all sense of reason, sensibility, or efficiency.
Wow, we just amazoned the hell out of that.
by Jerm Dogg Millionaire January 23, 2022
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Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.
Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
by comfi September 28, 2024
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Amazon

The most obvious damping business in the world. It's so expensive in Winter 2024, they started cheap, however. Now they are offering delivery for small businesses. They just go cheap to kill FedEx, UPS and USPS and then make delivery really expensive. Amazon could be used as and example of damping cheap service to kill competition and then rise prices for they have been engaging in that practice for several cycles so far.
USPS and FedEx are getting pommeled by lowball prices from Amazon this Christmas, for Goodness sake!
Indeed! Cheap for Christmass 24, it will go through the roof for Christmas 25, however.
by Peridels December 7, 2024
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Amazon

This place where you can literally find ANYTHING you could ever think of, and a bunch of useless things that nobody ever should've thought of.

AKA 'the zon' 'Amaze-a-zon' 'Amazakhstan' 'Amazwantthat'
Tha's on Amazon? Where you get dat?
by wordybirdie November 23, 2021
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amazon

Hey i buyed a friend in amazon!
by notweirddude December 27, 2018
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Amazon showroom

A brick-and-mortar store, such as Best Buy, where shoppers go to compare products before ordering them online, for a lower price, from sites like Amazon.com.
"You know you'll get a better deal on a TV if you order it online."
"Yes, I know, I'm just going to the Amazon showroom to figure out what I want to order."
by kodiak324 March 28, 2014
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Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
by dungeeee December 14, 2020
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