weed

weed is the best thiing that could ever happen to homo sapiens. after you smoke it your balls get tingly as fuck.

kyle: wanna go smoke weed?

chad: yea i love it when my balls tingle

by tajin October 12, 2021

Weed

A plant that makes you happy

Man I really want weed

by Carlos the train December 18, 2016

Weed

God's green air freshener

I smoked some weed from a fancy vase the other day

by Biggus Dickus 42069 October 1, 2019

Weed

1. The stuff you use to feel good

2. Stuff that grows in your yard

3. Stuff you can optionally grow in your yard

Gimme some weed. (Gives grass)

by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017

Weed

Something people in Denver claim to smoke but we all know its just vape.

Matt: "I smoke weed all the time in college"
Everyone else: hahahahahahaha good one matt. Good one

by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 9, 2016

Weed

The best thing in the world.

Bro come enjoy weed with me

by Trippy420blazeit03 March 7, 2019

Weed

A soon to be legal drug that I smoke on an hourly basis and might be addicted to

I smoke on that weed all day with some hoes and a glizwald in my hands

by CannabisUser420 April 20, 2021