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bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.
steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.
by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010
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Bachelor Run

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.
Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married
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Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.
Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter
by TheGman33 January 23, 2023
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Bitch Bachelor

when a girl flirts with multiple guys keeps them on the hook well leading them on and slowly filters them out of her circle without letting them know till she's left with one.
I hate how that e-girl constantly plays bitch Bachelor I hope she gets fucking, cheated on
by terrorink January 30, 2021
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Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.
Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”
by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021
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economics bachelor

a woman with an economics major is probably a huge bitch with an anti social personality and is very incapable of love. she is very pretty but very much a horrible person. its not because she can make her own choices, its because shes hurting people with them. they may be the money making machine, but she wont get a boyfriend because with all the money she has earned with whatever business she starts with that bachelor she wont need one
i dont wanna date a woman with an economics bachelor cause i think shes gonna hit me
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021
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bachelors china

Disposable dishwear such as paper plates, plastic utensils, and plastic cups.
For the picnic they have decided to break out their bachelors china.
by anonymous December 27, 2021
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