Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

textelation

The delighted feeling you get from a dirty text.

Sarah really knows how to lay on the textelation if-you-know-what-i-mean.

by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009

Emilio Textevez

The name given to your over obnoxious guy friend that only uses his phone for texting. And believes that texting his ex-girlfriend isn't just as bad as calling her.

See also: Gloria Textefan

Ask Emilio Textevez if he's seen my Gatorade?

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

grammatical texter

someone who uses proper grammer in a text message

Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?

Because he's a grammatical texter.

by thesensone July 16, 2011

Slow texter

A nigga or bitch that takes hours to reply and act like they didn't disappear into thin air.

I can't stand Jay he's such a slow texter

by Shanaqua_marie May 16, 2018

Textersation

Combination of the words text and conversation. A conversation held through text messeges.

"Ana and Ashely are having a textersation"

by melodysangel December 2, 2007

textercize

1. claiming text messaging to be a form of activity.

2. seeing how successful a relationship might be by first excessively text messaging

1. Mom: Sawyer will you move around and do something!
Sawyer: But Mom! I'm textercizing.

2. So How's it going with Linda?
Eh, we textercize our relationship at this point.

by Sawyer May 3, 2006