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Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Tongue Tanning

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”
Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..
by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018
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Tongue in the dot

The act of licking or pushing your tongue in the asshole.
My mother in law loves a bit of tongue in the dot, even more when the wife is watching.
by Zafspanda January 26, 2020
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Tongue out horizontally

Guy: Im gonna stick my tongue out horizontally
Girl: NOOOOO
by CR7andmessiisGOAT June 5, 2023
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Virgin Tongue

Taylor: Abby You Bettter Go After That !
Abby: Oh Hes Not A Virgin In The Mouth,
Othersss: Hahah; Abbys Has A Virgin Tongue.
by AbbbyWabbbby :) March 24, 2010
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cockys tongue

"i took that chick home last night"
oh yea, did ya flick the ol cockys tongue?"
by weinz July 24, 2011
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Triangular Tongue Twister

When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.
"Justine really is great. She pulled a triangular tongue twister on me last night."
by MistaDillPickle September 15, 2017
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