temp

short for temporary. most myspace whores use this word to describe their default picture.

my defult picture on myspace is only temp but comment!

by dillon welsh March 8, 2009

tampon

A tampon is a feminine product people use when they are on their period. To insert you simply open up your legs and stick it up your vagina. It will absorb all of the period blood inside your privates and voila, you don't have to wear a diaper or a pad. Girls and women find these very helpful when they pms. It does the job without showing a 'bulge' or making it obvious you are wearing a pad. They are very discreet.
Tampons can be found in almost any grocery store/ pharmacy. Popular brands of tampons are kotex and tampax. Just make sure that it stays hidden beneath your clothing or bathing suit.

1. Guy: Hey girl, you got a loose string on your bikini bottom. Let me get it for you.
Girl: No you creep that's my tampon string!

2. Girl: Ugh, I have to wear sweatpants so my pad is not obvious!
Friend: No you don't. Here's a tampon, nobody will see it

by itsmeeeeeeeee May 9, 2014

Steak tampon

The absorbant material left at the bottom a supermarket meat package, placed there to absorb the blood.

Every butcher at my supermarket puts steak tampons in their meat.

by donbo2 September 24, 2009

German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.

So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon

by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009

temporary set-up

When you break something and you don't want anyone to know it was you, so you temporarily set it up so that it looks unbroken. This way, when the next person touches it, they're under the impression that they broke it, thus setting them up.

Alyssa: So I accidentally pulled out the rubber thing that goes around the inside of the door on Evan's car, and I couldn't fix it.

Jenna: Oh? Was he pissed?

Alyssa: Well, he wasn't paying attention, and I knew Jerry was going to be getting in any second, so I did a temporary set-up and just kinda shoved it back in. Then when Jerry got in, it fell again and Evan flipped his shit at Jerry.

Jenna: Nice.

by freezepop March 25, 2010

Temporary Dyslexia

The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.

<On IRC>

Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work?

* man, wanna, over, after
Sorry, temporary dyslexia.

by Llamahunter September 17, 2011

Temporacle

The secondary antagonist of the sonic fangame Sonic Hysteria. He was sealed away in the special stage dimension for eons (I don't know why that's a bad thing, that place is like fucking heaven.) for hijacking and manipulating technology for it's own gain. Eggman tries to reawaken and use the Temporacle in the fangame, and that goes just as well as you expect. He's also the guy who makes the bad futures in Sonic Hysteria, not Eggman. It also has a connection with the time stones. He is known to hit the woah quite often.

Please help, I think I am addicted to temporacle bathwater.
Hey do you hit the woah often?

by name99769 August 29, 2021