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gobshite tennis 

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
gobshite tennis by Clanvid November 26, 2006
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Some one who likes a band/actor etc only because they are good looking. They are hated by all grungers and townies and in my opinion are wannabe grungers.
I love Mest because Tony is soo cute, i have never listened 2 one of their songs before but i dont care!
teenie by Amy/punk princess/NANG! December 29, 2003
A Teenie is an obssesive girl (sometimes boy) ,usually a teenager, who like someone famous for their looks rather than talent.
They can been seen in places like buzznet, live journal etc.
Some DARING ones even write fanfiction... ¬.¬
They are most commonly kown for being rude, annoying, competitive and most of all...their lack knowledge for the english language.
zOMggg! j3r4ld wy i55 t0 lYK ttLY d13 fOR!!!
*dies*

stupid teenie...
Teenie by -xMEx- December 9, 2008
Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.
12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.
teenick by Kevin April 17, 2005
1.Replacing any insult, depleting any words that end in -enis.

2.Used to describe an unfortunate event that ended horribly.

3.A huge catastrophe, or mess.
1.Look at that creepy tenis, he should be charged for sexual harassment the way he is staring at those women.

2.My day was such a tenis, first i had a pop quiz in chemistry and then I went home only to find my mother reading my failing report card.

3.Lizzy and Ana both made a sticky tenis and had to clean it all up after they were through fooling around.
Tenis by BORETOS21 December 15, 2010

ruby tennis bracelet 

fisting a girl while on her period
Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.
ruby tennis bracelet by Albomary August 22, 2011