Telopathicography

TelopathicographyTelopathicography: Similar to Perpen's borther, the nuance's in the topography of Japan does not corelate correctly with the suns division of coconut water. Even Joe Biden was informal enough to delegate matters to the construction of constitution of the geography telemetry of mars. Coincidently, Africa has a high condensation rate of snow maternally falling through the amazon rain forest. Its proven that the integral of (x^2 * y^2 * z^2 + 2)/2d proves that the Canada has enough sinusoidal oil to be blooming Fried Rice externally in NASA's space shuttle orbiter. Theorictallly speaking if you take a Formula 1 Car's v12 engine, you can rewrite the constitution law form of Telsa Moters Industry to mass produce protractors for the economics department in Massachusetts University .

The summation of Perpen brothers proves telopathicography is a 2 Sum Theorem to prove grass growth in Antarctica.

by Flash News November 15, 2021

The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011

tebowed

To suffer a humiliating defeat, especially after outplaying your opponent or a holding a lead for most of the game. Generally involves one or more freak, gut-wrenching plays that lead you to wonder if a higher power was at work.

Brian: "I can't believe we lost..."

Steve: "What happened?"

Brian: "Their quarterback went 0 for 14 until 30 seconds left, and then heaved a ridiculous touchdown pass that sent it into overtime."

Steve: "And?"

Brian: "We got the ball first and were driving down the field easily, only to have our running back fumble it away. Then their kicker booted a 67 yarder to win it!"

Steve: "Lol you got tebowed."

by da1n January 9, 2012

Tebowing

v- Te-bow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking the Lord for something you actually did

Timmy got a 100 on his math test yesterday and he stayed up all night Tebowing because he's a good christian.

by thegame1800smd December 24, 2011

Tebor

A unibrowed whitey in their 20's who smells like cabbage

Look at Tebor, he smells like cabbage.
Do I smell cabbage? Tebor must be here!

by incognito July 29, 2016

teflon hands

Crypto Term, Noun. A Holder of Crypto-Currency/Crypto-Assets Which cannot be pursuaded from their current path by from any input of information. -Nothing sticks to Teflon Hands.

"I have Teflon Hands, Your FUD Cant Stop me."

by SmurgeBurglur June 5, 2021

Tebowing

Sexual position. it's a modified doggy style where the man is on one knee. Named after Tim Tebows tendency to "come from behind" to win the game.

Rick: Dude i was Tebowing my girlfriend while watching the game last night!

Rod: how so?

Rick: I came from behind

by jmeezie December 18, 2011