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Tard Waggon

Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.
"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."

Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"
by crudent June 15, 2009
mugGet the Tard Waggonmug.

HBO-Tard

Someone who relies on historical information from HBO and other movies/series.
For instance, Chernobyl, they think the Rod caps jumped, Think Akimov pressed AZ-5, and other crazy inaccuracies that make the show almost unwatchable .
"Hate those HBO-Tards, useless fuckers them lot."
mugGet the HBO-Tardmug.

GPS-tard

Someone so reliant on their car GPS system that they use it even though they know the route. Some people are so reliant they need their GPS to find their way out of their driveway. Those who become severely addicted may eventually lose their sense of direction entirely.
"My dad's such a GPS-tard that he uses it when he goes to the wallmart."

"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK
by brawnylicious July 14, 2009
mugGet the GPS-tardmug.

hoe-tard

A female who is both a hoe and slightly retarded
B: Omg did you see Paris Hilton's sex tape?
A: I know she is a total (hoe-tard)!
by joes wifey! March 15, 2007
mugGet the hoe-tardmug.

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".
"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
mugGet the shard tardmug.

Z-tard

Z-tards are people who support the Russian invasion of Ukraine because they only read far-right news outlets and Russian news without acknowledging pro-Ukraine arguments. It comes from many pro-Russians using the letter Z (even though it's not in the Cyrillic alphabet) due to the Russian government pushing propaganda making Z look like their symbol of allegiance.
John: Did you see David larping about how Ukraine deserved it yesterday?
Emily: Yeah, he looks like a Z-tard.
by PrivateerFlujt May 29, 2022
mugGet the Z-tardmug.

Fuck tard

by Fuck Jake Paul January 21, 2019
mugGet the Fuck tardmug.

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