Up-talking 

When one, particularly a younger person, ends every phrase and sentence as if it were a question. This practice could be derived from the "valley girl" excuse for talking during the nineties, but many people still do it today out of uncontrollable habit.

Teacher: Okay Tommy, it's your turn to present.

Tommy: oKAY(?) I was at the STORE(?) And there was the GUY(?) and like...

Teacher: okay. NEXT.

Up-talking by stray December 14, 2004

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

Taking the long horse for a short walk by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

taking a shaw 

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.

Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.

taking a shaw by jesters November 30, 2009

Taking a Mendy 

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

Taking a Mendy by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

Taking The Bait 

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place

Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.

Taking The Bait by Limess September 29, 2018

Taking a Joey 

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.

George is upstairs taking a joey.

Taking a Joey by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019