Taihan

A very rad, yet useless piece of trash, slave boy who serves his owner whos name is unknown to him, but most recently has been referred to as "Alcatraz", but her name changes every once and awhile. he also has a twin sister and quite a few brothers. he loves everyone unless you get on his nerves, and he is very VERY childish. he can be serious as fuck, which, honestly is pretty serious, but other than that, this bitch is a total man-child.

Person: TAIHAN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO THE BUTTER
Taihan, currently in a hyper stream: I SHOVED IT UP MA ASS. WHATCHA FINNA DO 'BOUT IT

by ZypherCreator May 23, 2020

Taiwan

A Country.

Taiwan is a country in my highly subjective opinion.

by SomeSodaCanV.1 July 2, 2021

Taiwan

A country located in Taiwan Island of East Asia, whose official name is 'Republic of China'. This official name is usually questioned by majority of Taiwanese people, so they claim the official name should be changed to 'Republic of Taiwan'.

A: Republic of China is the country in East Asia which rules Taiwan.
B: No Republic of China! Republic of Taiwan!

by intrastella9999 May 14, 2016

Taiwan Trots

shits

I ate at the taco shack and it gave me the Taiwan Trots within minutes.

by capkrk October 20, 2008

Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009

Taiwanese Blowjob

A Taiwanese Blowjob is a unique form of fellatio involving two prepubescent boys, for servicing the testicles, and one hermaphrodite, for servicing the shaft, of a man's penis.

Brian Antczak: "This situation is messier than a Taiwanese Blowjob!"

by Meowsus October 18, 2008

Taiwanese Butt Fuck

When someone sticks their asian eye under someone's anus and the other person has liquid diarrhea. the he puts his dick over her eye to get the shit on his cock and then proceeds to butt fuck her.

"So he told me about a Taiwanese Butt Fuck, and when I fell asleep he proceeded to perform that action."

by Kyle Dennis October 19, 2008