canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 20, 2023

designer tourettes

when someone says a lot of random fashion statements over and over for no reason

"bright pink jimmy choos on my leopard print camo chanel"
"i think shes got designer Tourettes"

by dfisy February 12, 2026

Tren Tourettes

The description of a bodybuilder or strength athlete who is talking shite because they're jabbed full of trenbolone, and they have far, far too much testosterone as a result.

Big Thor is slabberin' Tren Tourettes about Pa O'Dwyer.

by GI_Biochip July 23, 2025

Tik Tok Tourettes

An involuntary urge to sing and dance to the latest tik tok trends.

“Into the thick of it!” “renegade renegade” omg Sophia stop with the tik tok tourettes!!

by Juliamichaels June 26, 2021

t.v. tourettes

Impulsively and uncontrollably shouting out at the television when you are watching a movie, news, sitcom or reality show, such as: "No, don't go in there." or "You idiot." or "That's a damn lie and you know it." or "Really? you are going to do that in front of millions of viewers? Really?"

I believe I have t.v. tourettes, but I don't think I'm alone.

by Eikounday July 29, 2014

Liberal Tourette Syndrome

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

by Larry Horist August 19, 2014

Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

by geodave December 21, 2013