eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.
1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service
by dickw44sh March 06, 2013
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stress mess

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.
Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.
by Peter W.N. October 13, 2010
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Haute Mess

noun. Someone who envisions him or herself as being highly fashionable (haute couture) but, in actuality, is not. A more extreme hot mess.
Some of the contestants in the female impersonator show were a haute mess! Wendy Williams is a haute mess! Those designers on project runway created some haute mess!
by rildawg February 04, 2010
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Hot Mess

Something distasteful or unnatractive in nature; unpleasant or offensive.
"That multi-colored weave she's rockin' is a hot mess."
"Did you see his fake Rolex watch? Hot mess."
by DaveyDave January 15, 2006
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hot mess

Someone or something that is extremely disorganized and/or in need of much improvement
Damn, did you see shorty at the club? She was a hot mess!
by Marc25 August 16, 2009
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Hot Mess

Used to refer to extremely hot or ugly girls (it should be blatantly obvious whether the hot mess is used in a positive or negative connotation).
The girl walking by in the pink skirt was definitely a hot mess, I would love to Eiffel Tower her in my bedroom.


by Squad September 06, 2005
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A hot mess

at hot mess is when something just aint' right or off da chain
Oh she looks a Hot mess tryin' to wear dem Low rise jeans wit her ass and gut hangin out
by jalisa December 10, 2003
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