Im tired

When girls say that at night they actually go to sleep
When boys say that they read over the whole conversation and check if they said anything they shouldn't have said or anything that is Dumb

Her: Im tired so goodnight (Goes to sleep)
Him: Same, goodnight (starts reading over the conversation and realizes he fucked up big time

by ThatAaAaAaAasianGuy October 09, 2019

tire shredder

A vehicle that requires the frequent replacement of its performance tires

Zero to sixty in ten seconds in my tire shredder

by HarmlessGirl March 06, 2015

tire-biter

A chick who goes out with a guy ONLY for the benefit of his nice vehicle; usually a nice shiny jacked-up 4X4 truck with oversized tires, or even a hot sports car. Hence the name, "tire-biter."

Conversely, it CAN refer to a guy who goes with a girl solely for HER nice wheels.

That gal is a total tire-biter, she only wants him for his truck.

by Koby Fish May 31, 2004

Tired high

When you've been up for too long and you lose your shit, consists of long periods of uncontrollable laughter. Followed by gasps for breath.

(3:00 A.M.)
>Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH..... (two minutes later)
>Minh: What's wrong with you!?
>Kevin: Nothing, I'm just tired high man

by SadWhaleDeepInOcean August 05, 2012

tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

Canadian Tire

A franchised store from Canada that sells everything from automotive parts to Christmas trees.

I'm going to go buy some more motor oil at Canadian Tire

by Xelopheris February 04, 2005

spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

by Jacaranda May 13, 2008