come home the kids miss you

a term you use when your down bad for someone especially if many people find them attractive, they all tend to say this

*sees someone attractive on my tiktok fyp*
me: come home the kids miss you
yasss

by iminlovewithmybestfriendlmao December 11, 2021

Take The Kids To The Pool

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.

MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"

by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011

she took the kids

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.

Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay

by Tempis October 4, 2018

I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

by worm meat December 1, 2018

dropping the kids off at the pool

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl

Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by tanima May 20, 2004

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

the kids in the hall

A surreal Canadian sketch comedy show from 1989-1995 that was produced by Lorne Michaelsand stars Dave Foley, Bruce McCullogh, Kevin McDonald,Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson

We watched Kids in the Hall on Comedy Central at hard to access times.

by Adam January 7, 2004