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Take The Kids To The Pool 

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"

she took the kids 

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.
Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay
she took the kids by Tempis October 4, 2018

I guess she took the kids, huh? 

Use this when you lose custody.
"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

dropping the kids off at the pool 

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl
Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool 

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.
I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

the kids in the hall 

A surreal Canadian sketch comedy show from 1989-1995 that was produced by Lorne Michaelsand stars Dave Foley, Bruce McCullogh, Kevin McDonald,Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson
We watched Kids in the Hall on Comedy Central at hard to access times.
the kids in the hall by Adam January 7, 2004