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donation to the urination station 

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom
My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.

Grand scheme of the universe 

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE 

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

The Urban School 

The Urban School is a small private school located on Page St. between Masonic and Ashbury. It is a very discussion oriented school that enforces strong academic standards. Urban offers an enjoyable experience, greater than that of it's rival, University High School, and for the most part, the students at Urban are happier and better prepared for the rest of their lives. University may say that they are the better school, but everyone knows that Urban is greater in all ways.
"Whose House?"

"BLUE'S HOUSE"-The Urban School Cheer

The Urban Dictionary

A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.
The Urban dictionary is overrated. Oh wait, I'm using it! Someone call the cops!
The Urban Dictionary by Santa Nugg December 2, 2018

Third City of the UK

According to Wikipedia Machester is actually the UK's 9th city or should it be called a town?

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Manchester is the third city of the UK and therefore lags way behind its more properous, better educated and much larger rival, Birmingham, the true second city of the UK.
Third City of the UK by Mr R Right February 4, 2008