Tactical Buttsex

The having of anal sex while in ghillie suits in a wooded area or field

Lets have tactical buttsex

by CooledSandStorm April 24, 2010

tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.

I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

Playground tactics

When some is rude or mean to someone they like.

Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!

by word2thewize December 8, 2009

Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.

Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.

by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013

tactical slip

A moment or surprise as you fall over and somehow land inside a woman. Although it was an accident you play it off as it was on purpose and impress the lady. Not many men can pull this off but if you can you must be very tactical.

Girl:"hey, babe im ready..."
Man:"Im coming babe*slips over(tactical slip)"
Girl:"Wow you're so trained, you must have done this before"

by Twixxxy July 27, 2018

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010