Sweasticles

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

by disappear December 18, 2005

Turkey Sweats

An overwhelming feeling of stress and tiredness as the body prepares to process more than a healthy amount of Thanksgiving turkey.

Upon finishing Thanksgiving dinner, Justin decided to crawl away from the table and prepare for the imminent turkey sweats.

by TAITER November 3, 2007

Dab sweats

The profuse sweating that occurs for some people (usually beginners) after smoking dabs.

Josh got dab sweats so bad he had to change his shirt.

by Dnimreven October 31, 2015

sweardown

Similar to asking one to swear by something, this word is used in response to a statement that one suspects may not be true, or is very hard to believe.

"I just passed my driving test"

"You sweardown?"

"yes bruv!"

by zizu786 March 18, 2010

shower sweats

30 minutes after a hot shower you start sweating violently, this is due to your body temperature increasing gradually after the shower and eventually sweat being produced to try and lower it

"I had a shower, and when I got out i realised i was late for school. So I rushed there and had to sit in maths having teh shower sweats!"

by ConradtheBrave November 7, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears

To become unexpectedly pregnant.

Oh shit, my girlfriend just got Jamie Lynn Spears!

by Billy The Man January 8, 2009

you swear

Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.

You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.

by Greeno September 28, 2005