Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.
by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016
Get the Lazy Susanmug. Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.
Person 2: who is susan micropenis?
Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.
Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.
Person 2: who is susan micropenis?
Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.
Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.
by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021
Get the Susan Micropenismug. the act of twirling the long curly pubes of a woman's bush (pelvic region or gutch) on one's finger while eating the box
Dude, my girl just takes so long to cum sometimes when I'm eating the box that I end up giving her a Curly Susan just to pass the time.
by NatiVerdoRican December 20, 2013
Get the Curly Susanmug. Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.
by Salty Susan February 3, 2018
Get the Salty Susanmug. by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008
Get the spread susanmug. When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.
by Somebody March 29, 2005
Get the Sandy Susanmug. A turd that won’t come off your butt even with a fair amount of wiggling.
Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting
Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting
by Thomit January 9, 2019
Get the Dangling Susanmug.