Curly Susan

the act of twirling the long curly pubes of a woman's bush (pelvic region or gutch) on one's finger while eating the box

Dude, my girl just takes so long to cum sometimes when I'm eating the box that I end up giving her a Curly Susan just to pass the time.

by NatiVerdoRican December 20, 2013

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021

Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.

Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.

by Salty Susan February 3, 2018

spread susan

The act of laying on one's back spreading your legs and farting.

Hey man, come and light this spread susan style fart.

by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008

Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

by Somebody March 29, 2005

Dangling Susan

A turd that won’t come off your butt even with a fair amount of wiggling.

Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting

I’ll be right out I have a dangling Susan.

by Thomit January 9, 2019