Simping

A simp is a man that poodles behind his woman and becomes a yes man and agrees to anything she says instead of being an Alpha male

John Doe is Simping behind his wife today

by bigdbanga November 1, 2023

shmpingle

1. a small multi-coloured insectoid creature

2. a verb that doesn't really mean anything

1. "he was left in a room with a shmpingle

2. you've been shmpingled

by Shmpingle May 21, 2024

Stumping

Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).

We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.

by weinerboy1234 June 1, 2024

Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.

Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

scumping

licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.

scumping is my absolute favorite pass time, you should try it some time!!

by floofer030 May 20, 2025

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004