Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006

smiggle dorf

a dorf that will smiggle when touched

Guy #1 Hey did you touch smiggle dorf?

Guy #2 Yeah and when i did it smiggled

by ballman999 January 5, 2014

smiget

the little pepole or young pepole that are anoying and have nothing to do but anoy you

pleral: smigets or smigi

josh:
hay bob hay bob hay bob

bob:
that josh is such a smiget i gut whont to get ride of her

by amora September 23, 2009

smigs

a teenager that has a cock like a fishing hook, often caused by an overweight childhood

whoah!! you are hung like a smigs!

by nathan cooper November 29, 2004

shmiggle

a human of the male species who recycles disses is a hipster is gay for the strokes and if aftaid of whales

girl: you are such a shmiggle
boy: whats a shmiggle?

by itsnotamaracaitsashmiggle July 21, 2011

Smiggs

wierd funny looking child, whos abilities in Bf1942 are as bad as Velox's

enemy smiggs spotted

by anonomous December 15, 2003

smiggling

To be doing something in an aimless semi interested manner.

I was just smiggling around in the garden befor work. Or I was smiggling around the shops not buying anything.

by Phil Butt November 6, 2006