straddle

Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.

"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."

by I don't care January 20, 2006

stoad

A lady with children running behind her like a herd elephants.

Look at that lady with the kids chasing her, she's such a stoad.

by TYMY March 17, 2011

Straddle

To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles

OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW

by userhandlegoeshere October 10, 2022

Stroudsburg

Quite possibly the most terribly edjumuhcayted, crime filled small town in all of eastern Pennsylvania. Stroudsburg doesn't even have a real fire department, but it DOES have a 'volunteer fire department' which takes about an hour to get to a fire, but by then the house is a smoking pile of rubble. The police here are just freaking terrible. Also infested with asshats,cuttermans, and skater punks.

Visit Stroudsburg, get robbed, get hit by a car on Main Street.

by Xiile April 29, 2004

Stroudsburg

shittiest town you'll find in Eastern Pennslyvania. Filled with "gansta's" "skaters" "punks" etc. etc. Is also soon to be considered the 'sixth borough of new york city'. is inhabbited with all the idoit new yorkers (we never get any of the cool ones, just the idoits)

Can't wait to graduate and move out of Stroudsburg.

by Andy M April 21, 2005

Stradgies

See Strategy

"Agh Yuh... Check out these new business stradgies I've come up with. Notice them cackalations*, buddy?"

(* see Cackalate)

by Robert October 22, 2003

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011