Short straw 

A particularly inept student-teacher or teaching assistant; a reference to "drawing the short straw."

Wow, Toby is definitely a short straw. I can't wait until he leaves!

Short straw by Golf Delta Delta March 16, 2009

Cocoa straw 

hoover coke out of someone's asshole

He did a cocoa straw on that hooker last night.

Cocoa straw by BXX January 10, 2014

Metal straw 

Usually for drinking but also used as a sketchy dab rig or nectar collectar by heating up one end and pressing it onto dabs vaporizing it while sucking on the other end to inhale the smoke and getting high.

Let's go smoke some dabs, don't judge me I only have a metal straw.

Metal straw by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

5 straw rating 

When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!

“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!

5 straw rating by Looner eclipse October 31, 2020

suck on a straw 

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

suck on a straw by JaztheCatDemon January 11, 2009

sip on a straw 

To give a blowjob. As straws are phallic and liquid comes out of them.

Hooker: "Hey man, want me to sip on you straw? 5 bucks."

or

Man: "I know this chick, she can sip on a straw like no other. You'll come in minutes."

sip on a straw by Kury February 8, 2008

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw 

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw by CianD_05 April 20, 2021