Metal straw

Usually for drinking but also used as a sketchy dab rig or nectar collectar by heating up one end and pressing it onto dabs vaporizing it while sucking on the other end to inhale the smoke and getting high.

Let's go smoke some dabs, don't judge me I only have a metal straw.

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

5 straw rating

When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!

“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!

by Looner eclipse October 31, 2020

suck on a straw

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

by JaztheCatDemon January 11, 2009

sip on a straw

To give a blowjob. As straws are phallic and liquid comes out of them.

Hooker: "Hey man, want me to sip on you straw? 5 bucks."

or

Man: "I know this chick, she can sip on a straw like no other. You'll come in minutes."

by Kury February 8, 2008

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

Bendy straw

Reference to a male penis that is slightly bent or curved.

"He has a bendy straw!"

by bidderbush March 12, 2009

scoopy straw

A piece of a drinking straw, approximately an inch and a half to two inches long, with the top half of the tip of one end cut off. (Similar to the red ICEE straws.) Designed for getting powdered drugs neatly and safely out of their baggies and onto a mirror or counter for sniffing.

Gimme that scoopy straw and a blade, Ill lay you out a line.

by KrEl November 11, 2006