thrift store robber

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.

1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.

by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

Nike Employee Store

A Nike store in Oregon that offers products at an employee discount price. If you don't work at Nike, you'll need to find someone who does to get a guest pass to get in.

No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.

The Nike Employee Store is the place to get the best prices on new Nike stuff.

by Nike! December 24, 2008

Thrift Store

1. A place where goods can be donated to be refurbished and sold. Usually benefits a non-profit organization. Saves landfill space, efficient, and overall benefits the community.

Hot dumb girl in expensive clothes: "Oh that's a nice shirt"

Me in stained thrift store garb: "They make me cooler than you."

Hot girl: "How so?"

Me: "I'm a moron."

Hot Girl: "Fo shizzle my nizzle"

okay, I totally killed this entry...

by DrMullet February 16, 2004

grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)

laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

iTunes Store pest

someone on the itunes store who leaves a negative review on a TV season, movie, album, for the sake of pissing people off.

review 1: good album, love it

review 2: sweet, i love this album!

itunes store pest: ugh, awful! it sucks! hate it!

by ReNeGaDeNorman April 9, 2010

dime store pimp

A low rent wannabe pimp. A person who thinks they have nice cloths or have a nice car but they are really just cheap junk.

That guy over there in that suped up Oldsmobile, he ain't nothin' but a dime store pimp.

by Dime Store Pimp December 11, 2011

hardware store

a bunch of annoying little girls who wear short shorts and little tank tops, even in the middle of winter. they're like 12 and 13 years old, but pretend that they're 16, even though they scream like they're 10. they follow around a cute boy, typically an aidan who isn't exactly zac efron to the general population but he is to that one awesome girl who hates the hardware store. they love spreading rumors about the girl to get him angry at her and so that they can have him all to themselves. they are called a "hardware store" because they are all tools and there are many of them.

awesome girl:"the hardware store spread another rumor about me."

awesome girl's friend: "why dont we go beat them up?"

by thecheezwoman6 August 9, 2012