Stool Shunter

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.
by messymanco July 21, 2009
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Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.
Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.
by Ginga Geezus November 17, 2019
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Sex stool

When you take a hit shit after rough sex
Last night I had such a good sex stool
by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
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Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
“My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo
by Not Ian Paisley December 01, 2021
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five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool
by brasswings April 03, 2015
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Spectacle Of Stool

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.
by bad_grammir_for_real December 02, 2015
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Stool

What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.
:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in
by Stool Man September 26, 2022
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