portlaoise 

An inland county of some 664 square miles with a population of 52,798 (1996), its name appears in various forms: Leix, Queens County, Laoighis and Laois. Surrounded by pretty country side.

A Place with no Mc Donalds!

portlaoise by The Flying Irishman July 13, 2005

Portlaoise black boys

Portlaoise black boys are rotten they move prestige like they’re up der ,they be colourist too,they only go for whites as they can’t pull black girls ,they go to bog beach in summer like it’s Miami Beach and think they’re the shit .

Portlaoise black boys think they are all that after they finger girls at discos

Portlaoise black boys by Suck yer daddy’s cock x February 19, 2022

The PortlaoiseBadger 

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top of a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum

Albert on his way home from a drunken escapade decided to mount a vending machine and carry out The PortlaoiseBadger

The PortlaoiseBadger by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021

The PortlaoiseBadger 

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum

Albert one night on a drunken escapade climbed on top of a vending machine and performed The PortlaoiseBadger

The PortlaoiseBadger by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021

Portalised 

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world

Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised

Portalised by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017

Portarised 

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

Portarised by Karlabrit November 2, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005