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portlaoise 

An inland county of some 664 square miles with a population of 52,798 (1996), its name appears in various forms: Leix, Queens County, Laoighis and Laois. Surrounded by pretty country side.
A Place with no Mc Donalds!
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Portlaoise black boys

Portlaoise black boys are rotten they move prestige like they’re up der ,they be colourist too,they only go for whites as they can’t pull black girls ,they go to bog beach in summer like it’s Miami Beach and think they’re the shit .
Portlaoise black boys think they are all that after they finger girls at discos

The PortlaoiseBadger 

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top of a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum
Albert on his way home from a drunken escapade decided to mount a vending machine and carry out The PortlaoiseBadger

The PortlaoiseBadger 

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum
Albert one night on a drunken escapade climbed on top of a vending machine and performed The PortlaoiseBadger

Portalised 

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world
Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised
Portalised by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017

Portarised 

When someone has enough port to let loose
Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!
Portarised by Karlabrit November 2, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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