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An inland county of some 664 square miles with a population of 52,798 (1996), its name appears in various forms: Leix, Queens County, Laoighis and Laois. Surrounded by pretty country side.

A Place with no Mc Donalds!

portlaoise by The Flying Irishman July 13, 2005

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Portlaoise black boys

Portlaoise black boys are rotten they move prestige like they’re up der ,they be colourist too,they only go for whites as they can’t pull black girls ,they go to bog beach in summer like it’s Miami Beach and think they’re the shit .

Portlaoise black boys think they are all that after they finger girls at discos

Portlaoise black boys by Suck yer daddy’s cock x February 19, 2022

The PortlaoiseBadger

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top of a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum

Albert on his way home from a drunken escapade decided to mount a vending machine and carry out The PortlaoiseBadger

The PortlaoiseBadger by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021

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The PortlaoiseBadger

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum

Albert one night on a drunken escapade climbed on top of a vending machine and performed The PortlaoiseBadger

The PortlaoiseBadger by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021

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Portalised

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world

Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised

Portalised by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017

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Portarised

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

Portarised by Karlabrit November 2, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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